function random_text() {};
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	random_text[number++] = "Spray BBQ with cooking spray before preheating to prevent sausages from sticking."
	random_text[number++] = "Keep herbs fresh by standing stem ends in a glass of cold water in refrigerator."
	random_text[number++] = "Add a splash of vinegar to potato water before boiling spuds to keep them white."
	random_text[number++] = "Thread sausages onto metal skewers before grilling for easy handling."
	random_text[number++] = "Use a spray mister to apply thin marinades to grilled meats."
	random_text[number++] = "Combine 1/3 cup orange or apple juice with 1 tbs brown sugar for a simple Ham glaze. "
	random_text[number++] = "Deodorize wood cutting boards with white vinegar or lemon juice; rinse and dry."
	random_text[number++] = "Soak wooden bamboo skewers for several hours in water before using."
	random_text[number++] = "Keep a bottle filled with olive oil at hand to drizzle over food or into a saute pan."
	random_text[number++] = "To crisp limp lettuce, stash washed and dried leaves in freezer for 2 minutes."
	random_text[number++] = "Keep a bottle filled with olive oil at hand to drizzle over food or into a saute pan."
	random_text[number++] = "For an unusual garnish, fry parsley in hot fat for a few seconds and drain on paper towels."
	random_text[number++] = "Line baking pans with foil so they're a breeze to clean."
	random_text[number++] = "Run a quarter of a fresh lemon over knife blade and cutting surface after cutting garlic to remove odor."
	random_text[number++] = "To prevent cheese from sticking during grating, spray grater with cooking spray."
	random_text[number++] = "Toss a small piece of Parmesan rind into soup during cooking for added flavour."
	random_text[number++] = "Store nuts, seeds and coconut in freezer to keep them fresh longer."
	random_text[number++] = "Don't put warm foods in the freezer; it creates condensation."
	random_text[number++] = "Always remove product from original packaging; place on a plate in the fridge and wrap in plastic."
	random_text[number++] = "To heat Smokies, boil water, remove from heat, add smokies, cover and let stand for 10 minutes."
	random_text[number++] = "To heat European Wieners, boil water, remove from heat, add wieners, cover and let stand for 10 minutes."
	random_text[number++] = "Store whole salami in a paper bag in the fridge."
	random_text[number++] = "Any Freybe sausage will quickly add zest to scrambled eggs, omelettes, or pasta sauce."

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	// of possible random text strings
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